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from a conversation at work i had with a girl in the office:
me: so why do you force your dogs to wear sweaters?
girl: to keep them warm.
me: isnt that the purpose of fur?
girl: oh, i shave their fur off.
me: why?
girl: so they’ll fit in the sweaters.
and so concludes the story of the last time i ever forgot to bring my ipod to work.
ugh, not a fan of guinea pigs. and OMFG, after reading that all the way through, that is the best ending EVER. kevin is going to fucking die laughing, thanks john. good thing our rabbit is not home right now.
hahahahhahahah Derrick! How did you not slap her?
Derrick said:from a conversation at work i had with a girl in the office:
me: so why do you force your dogs to wear sweaters?
girl: to keep them warm.
me: isnt that the purpose of fur?
girl: oh, i shave their fur off.
me: why?
girl: so they’ll fit in the sweaters.
and so concludes the story of the last time i ever forgot to bring my ipod to work.
I refuse to believe this conversation happened. Unless this “girl in your office” is secretly Sammy. That dude is OBSESSED with dressing up animals.
The terrifying thing is that the title of this post was exactly my reaction. Completely verbatim.
hahahahhahahahah! awesome. Mine, too.
Did I miss something? It’s that picture, with a caption. No story, no elaboration. What is so shocking about it?
Click “next,” you dope.
“… Also, Dude, guinea is not the preferred nomenclature. Italian-American, please.”
oh christ…they eat them?!?!?!
Patrick said:”… Also, Dude, guinea is not the preferred nomenclature. Italian-American, please.”
If I were to get into some genetic modification, do you think I’d be able to make any money marketing something called a “guido pig”?
Cue someone more talented than me at drawing/photoshop to post a picture.