The Scrabbled: Making Fun of Each Other since '99

kev

• one time hutch’s mom fell in a ditch and it was a really big ditch and she still got stuck in the ditch
• apparently hutch’s mom isnt good at backgammon
• hutch’s mom looks like ESPN’s John Clayton
• hutch’s mom reported her income to the IRS and accidently used 10 numbers in her social security number instead 9 and then they auditted her and found out she made less than she reported and then they made fun of her
• hutch’s mom roots for the dallas cowboys
• the square root of an imaginary number is hutch’s mom
• hutch’s mom is vegan
• hutch’s mom went to a restaurant and ate all the food at the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
• hutch’s mom sucks the air out of hydrogen balloons instead of helium
• hutch’s mom dislikes puppies
• hutch’s mom believes that suicide girls is art but burning angel is porn
• a HANGTIME player is based loosely on Hutch’s mom. that players name is Sam Cassell
• Hutch’s mom is the reason behind the Arod divorce

bill

• Hutch’s mom often locks herself in the laundry room to secretly look at pictures of the Boston College Men’s Lacrosse team on her laptop.
• Hutch’s mom was the inspiration for the movie E.T.
• Hutch’s mom once scissor-kicked Dave Thomas (founder of Wendy’s) in the chest after a dispute about the rules of Backgammon.
• The character design for the Uruk Hai chieftan in the Lord of the Rings film trilogy is loosely based on a growth on Hutch’s mom’s inner thigh.

ed

• hutch’s mom is hutch’s mom. That must suck.
• Hutch’s mom uses an ergonomic keyboard to reduce strain on her wrists.
• hutch’s mom suggested to google that they use folders instead of labels in gmail.
• Hutch’s mom prefers web 4.0
• hutch’s mom is an advocate of hydrogen fuel cells.
• hutch’s mom invented the windproof butane lighter.
• hutch’s mom once tripped while walking down a sidewalk somewhere in new jersey.
• hutch’s mom tries to eat three square meals a day.
• hutch’s mom’s left foot was reconstructed with a mix of newspaper, elmer’s glue, and oprah winfrey’s hair, after a horrible accident involving a hand mixer and foi gras.

ang

• hutch was nearly killed in an explosion caused by his mother secretly using microsoft outlook.
• hutch’s mom works for the CIA and was involved in the filming of the original moonlanding…in a hollywood studio.
• hutch’s mom fathered an illigitimate child in the mid 1900’s. that child was running for president. his name? Hillary Clinton.
• hutch’s mom once went on tour with the band journey. there she had an affair with Randy Jackson who is rumoured to be hutch’s real father.
• hutch’s mom was a runner up on the previously unaired first season of the reality show, So You Think You Can Dance?
• hutch’s mom was the original face on the silver dollar.

figs

• hutch’s mom takes joke lessons from ang

staytrue

• Hutch’s mom changed her shoes because she was uncomfortable in the pair she was wearing.
• Hutch’s mom has at least one unpopular opinion.
• When Hutch’s mom doesn’t say anything when she doesn’t have anything nice to say.

maggie

• hutch’s mom is the one who projected dewey to defeat truman, and had to retire from political reporting in shame
• hutch’s mom is actually guile from street fighter in disguise, and don’t upset her or she will sonic boom your ass into oblivion
• hutch’s mom wrote all of fall out boy’s hit songs

sue

• Hutch’s mom once rescued a duck from being force fed.

mitch

• Hutch’s mom caused the breakup of the Beatles.

roger

• Hutch’s mom makes lavender sented pillows on the side.

passanante who was on fire

• Hutch’s mom was the gentleman who inspired Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
• Hutch’s mom has been an advocate of balance-of-power diplomacy long after its falling into disrepute.
• Hutch’s mom, not Parcheesi, is the real royal game of India.
• Hutch’s mom can disassemble an M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank in under 3 minutes with her teeth.
• Hutch’s mom sued Goatse for copyright infringement and lost on a technicality.
• Hutch’s mom sank the Titanic by farting in steerage. The iceberg was invented to preserve the military secrets of weaponized flatulence.
• Hutch’s mom squeezes the Charmin.
• Hutch’s mom had sex in the Champaign room.
• Hutch’s mom looked a gift horse right in the mouth.
• Hutch’s mom only eats food that fails the sniff test.
• Hutch’s mom lobbied against FDA mad cow testing because she doesn’t want anyone to find out what she did to make that cow so mad.
• Hutch’s mom built this city on rock and roll, then bribed building inspectors and skipped town when millions died in the inevitable collapse.
• Dude Looks Like a Lady was based on Steven Tyler’s experience with Hutch’s mom.
• Hutch’s mom is considered the Grand Old Dame of Eastern European binge drinking.
• Hutch’s mom shot TuPac.
• The shape of the state of Hawaii is based on a pattern of bruising on Hutch’s mom’s left buttock.
• For the sake of propriety, Hutch’s mom is no longer admissible in court.
• Hutch’s mom wants to set the record straight on what she actually meant by the term ‘fluffernutter.’
• After a night at the family style buffet, Hutch’s mom was kicked out of both the World Boxing Association and US Navy Cruiserweight division.
• Hutch’s mom is the missing 18.5 minutes of the watergate tapes.
• Hutch’s mom lives in a land down under, has been known to chunder.
• Hutch’s mom was forced to resign from broadcasting after making insensitive remarks about Don Imus’s mother.
• Hutch’s mom sees London and sees France but can’t get the skidmarks out of Hutch’s underpants.
• Hutch’s mom is a non sequitur.
• Hutch’s mom has been out looking for her refrigerator since I called her last night.
• Hutch’s mom 2.0?
• The Bush Administration refuses to rule out the use of military action against Hutch’s mom.
• Hutch’s mom is Rick James, bitch!
• Hutch’s mom is the original Pantsburgler.
• Wow. Hutch’s mom is gonna hate me.
• I’m always telling Hutch’s mom, don’t hate the player, hate the game.