John is hungry

A Newbie. Make fun of her

An article from John is hungry posted on Jul 08, 2008

Introducing Julie, an ex-coworker of mine, Justin’s, and Heidi’s and soon-to-be roommate of Heidi’s. Read on to see how she justifies her existence and for the first draft of the scrabbled survey. Also, make fun of her.

  • Name: Julia
  • Hometown: Haddon Heights, NJ
  • Currently Lives: Boston, MA
  • What album would you bring with you on a cross-country road trip?: It would have to be a mix – 1. I’ve Just Seen a Face – The Beatles 2. New World Water – Most Def 3. Sunny Afternoon – the Kinks 4. Where Do You Go To (My Lovely) – Peter Sarstedt 5. We Looked like Giants – Death Cab for Cutie 6. Nocturne – Chopin 7. Bring it on Home – Led Zeppelin 8. Hell Hound on my Trail – Robert Johnson 9. I Don’t Know What it is – Rufus Wainwright 10. Know your Onion! – The Shins 11. 9th Symphony – Beethoven 12. Heavy Metal Drummer – Wilco 13. Holiday – Weezer 14.Everything Turns Gray – Agent Orange
  • What book would you bring to the beach with you this weekend if you were to go to the beach this weekend?: Infinite Jest – David Foster Wallace.
  • Favorite movie to put on while you clean the house: This is Spinal Tap
  • HOW MANY MONKEYS?! The whole barrel. No more, no less.
  • roflcopter or lollerskates? Roflcopter. No doubt.
  • if you have a cell phone, and it rings with songs, what song does it play when your mom calls? Ride of the Valkyries. I feel it’s appropriate
    have you ever eaten burger king chicken fries? which is scarier, the chicken fries’ chicken mascot, or the overarching burger king king? do you think the king is the chicken’s boss? do they even make chicken fries anymore? A. no B. the King. I mean, what would you do if you woke up and he was sitting on your bed. Terrifying! I think the Chicken just yearns to be a french fry. It’s not his fault. C. Who knows.
  • your mom? LOVES me when she drinks wine
  • if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, why the fuck do you care? I don’t. Wait for it…..so there.
  • on a scale of one to ten, one being the lowest, how confident are you that you could correctly complete a thursday ny times crossword puzzle faster than i could? oohhh. Well, if this was when I was still in high school, 10. Now, I’d maybe be at a 5 ONLY if the same people were making it. If it’s new writers, then 1.
  • Does McSweeney’s plagiarize? Everyone plagiarizes. Plain and simple. I’m immediately turned off by their use of “beribboned”, though.
  • Why is it that you hate John Hutchinson? Because I covet his computer. Still.
  • Justify your existence: I turned the world agains Pam.
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On 07/08/08 at 11:03 AM, christina is a diehard baseball fan was all:
christina is a diehard baseball fan

What book would you bring to the beach with you this weekend if you were to go to the beach this weekend?

what the fuck kinda question is that????

also, julie, i hate you.

On 07/08/08 at 11:10 AM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

I don’t know Julie but I hear she has bad body odor.

On 07/08/08 at 11:10 AM, Jay Twattyshithouse was all:
Jay Twattyshithouse

The cell phone question and the chicken fries question are mixed together. Hutch loses.

Anyone who has ever played Sneak King would know that the King is not terrifying. Julie loses.

Google Maps “street view” has been updated to include random towns. I will be posting a picture of Sammy’s dad’s house, tank and all, as soon as I get to a computer that doesn’t block photo sites. Sammy loses. I win.

Christina is illiterate. Christina loses, and smells like a potato.

On 07/08/08 at 11:12 AM, Rachum Frak-erman was all:
Rachum Frak-erman

ANOTHER GIRL!?

I approve.

Welcome, Julie. Your answer to the cell phone ring question was endearing enough for me to not make fun of you.

On 07/08/08 at 11:27 AM, Justin is made of ninjas was all:
Justin is made of ninjas

Oh, it’s Julia! Hi, Julia!

I know her secret: she likes to eat fried baby fontanelle.

McSweeney’s plagiarism McSweeney’s plagiarism!

On 07/08/08 at 12:06 PM, Julia has overdosed on nerds was all:
Julia has overdosed on nerds

Hi Justin! I always knew you had a little ninja in you!

I hate you all too.

On 07/08/08 at 12:36 PM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

I knew a Julie Stracken once.

On 07/08/08 at 01:31 PM, Matthew fell down was all:
Matthew fell down

hrm, a person I know.

On 07/08/08 at 01:37 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

Julia, you may want to change your last name… bad things have happened to people who’ve said things under their real names on this site. Things like how they hate their employers.

On 07/08/08 at 01:39 PM, Matthew fell down was all:
Matthew fell down

We were fired!

On 07/08/08 at 02:09 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

It’s true. Also, I wrote “Julie” when obviously it says “Julia” right under it. This is because I hate Julia.

On 07/08/08 at 02:23 PM, christina is a diehard baseball fan was all:
christina is a diehard baseball fan

julia! how old are you and where did you go to hs?

On 07/08/08 at 04:23 PM, Julia has overdosed on nerds was all:
Julia has overdosed on nerds

I hate you too, John.

It’s not letting me change my last name. I’ll go incognito if you feel it’ll bring bad luck my way… I’ll only talk bad about my old employer – Only if Justin says that it’s hard to get on someone’s side because a circle has no sides. Sigh. Warm, fuzzy memories.

How do you all know me?! I went to Heights and I’m 26

On 07/08/08 at 04:37 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue

julia, do you know tara martin?

On 07/08/08 at 05:00 PM, Julia has overdosed on nerds was all:
Julia has overdosed on nerds

I do… We grew up right up the street from each other.

On 07/08/08 at 05:25 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue
Julia said:

I do… We grew up right up the street from each other.

the circle of the Scrabbled grows more incestuous by the day! i work with her.

On 07/08/08 at 05:28 PM, Matthew fell down was all:
Matthew fell down

I’m Matt Kuhlen

On 07/08/08 at 05:38 PM, Julia has overdosed on nerds was all:
Julia has overdosed on nerds

NO WAY! What the balls is up?!

And Mandy, tell her I say hi!

On 07/08/08 at 05:46 PM, Matthew fell down was all:
Matthew fell down

I’m married! and living in California. What’s going on with you?

On 07/08/08 at 05:53 PM, Julia has overdosed on nerds was all:
Julia has overdosed on nerds

Wow! Currently listening to my downstairs neighbor berate his son, but other than that, working at a publishing house in Boston – loving life…Now the kid’s crying…Definitely NOT married… Are you uber rich yet? Wait… Didn’t your brother date Renee for a spell? Oh God, it’s all rushing back!

On 07/08/08 at 05:59 PM, Matthew fell down was all:
Matthew fell down

Not rich, but living pretty comfortably. I let Sara handle all the finances, it’s so much easier if I don’t if we have any extra money. I like way too many new-fangled electronics.

On 07/08/08 at 06:05 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue
Julia said:

And Mandy, tell her I say hi!

i will. i’m going to make john let her join.

On 07/08/08 at 06:14 PM, christina is a diehard baseball fan was all:
christina is a diehard baseball fan
Julia said:

NO WAY! What the balls is up?!

And Mandy, tell her I say hi!

i’m sorry, the correct answer was “what the shit is up?!”

On 07/08/08 at 08:47 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

Holy crap, how the hell do you know each other!?

And Mandy, she can only join if you believe, with good confidence, that she will actually post and will stick around for a while. Julia (and maybe Greg?)’s the first non-no-show in a while.

On 07/08/08 at 09:32 PM, Matthew fell down was all:
Matthew fell down

Julia and I went to high school together, same grade

On 07/09/08 at 03:53 AM, Julia has overdosed on nerds was all:
Julia has overdosed on nerds

We suffered through the Tyrannic Mr. Ottman’s BS Trig class. – Remember my binder quest. I still have it with his pansy notes in it. “Now that the Novelty has worn off, let’s take the pictures out of it.” Oh, I’m still incensed.

On 07/09/08 at 05:11 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

Holy shit it’s a really bizarrely small world.

On 07/09/08 at 07:15 AM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue
John said:

And Mandy, she can only join if you believe, with good confidence, that she will actually post and will stick around for a while.

i vouch for her. she’s online a lot and i see no reason why she won’t participate. email me.

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