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What was everyone’s favorite Carlin jokes? I’ve always loved this one:
Religion convinced the world that there’s an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there’s 10 things he doesn’t want you to do or else you’ll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! …And he needs money! He’s all powerful, but he can’t handle money!
I think my favorites were his old classic riffs on airline-related wordplay. I was a little kid sitting on the floor and hearing someone funny pull apart the difference between “Near Miss” and “Near Hit” rocked my brain. Language is imprecise! People aggressively warp phrases into banality for the sake of comfort! None of this was new to me, really, but watching him goofily yank these concepts apart finally sunk them properly into my brain.
Such a bum out. You could definitely see this coming, though. The man’s health had been declining really rapidly over the past couple of years.
“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
NYTimes Headline:
George Carlin, 71, Irreverent Standup Comedian, Is Dead
By MEL WATKINS 11:35 AM ET
Mr. Carlin was hailed for his poignant observations on the absurdities of everyday life in routines like “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.”
My question is: Poignant? When I think “George Carlin,” the adjective “poignant” is about the last thing to come to mind…
Seriously, one of the few ‘heroes’ or ‘idols’ that I have. The guy was not only funny, but also so on point on the human nature and all the bullshit in society. I would say rest in peace, but he’d tell me to go fuck myself if I did.
His soul is on some rooftop now and it will never be retrieved. Like a frisbee.