Ellen uses it.

If I ever saw someone using that at work, I don’t think I could stop myself from slapping them in the mouth.

John said:

If I ever saw someone using that at work, I don’t think I could stop myself from slapping them in the mouth.

Hahahahaha, that’s a funny way of putting hatred. Also it’s like you’re teaming up with the chair for the ULTIMATE lazy workout!

john, you should get one and play wii in it. mariokart.

I really fucking hate Ellen. I mean like a lot.

Kevin said:

I really fucking hate Ellen. I mean like a lot.

Really? She’s harmless. Kevin V., you have kids; Finding Nemo? Come on!

I think it’s actually more the demographic she appeals to than anything else. Don’t get me wrong, she’s really bad and horribly unfunny. But I just always tend to loathe that Oprah/Ellen/Dancing With The Stars demographic more than anything in the world.

Sexist.

Kevin said:

But I just always tend to loathe that Oprah/Ellen/Dancing With The Stars demographic more than anything in the world.

I am sooo with you there.

I can’t see this video, but from a quick google search I think I want one.

See, the thing is, I don’t think Ellen is anywhere close to being on the same plane as Oprah or Dancing with the Stars. I mean yeah, the last time I watched an episode she was still doing that whole “I can’t dance” thing that got old really quickly, but she at least seems sweet.

It’s the nature of the beast… the beast being “Having Your Own Daytime Talk Show.”

If you’re really going to split hairs there, Conan O’Brien’s been doing the same goofy shit for years, and the only reason you don’t complain is because you’ve convinced yourself you like him so much it’s still funny.

It could be a lot worse: She could be slapping her stupid fucking name on all kinds of already-classic-or-pivotal works of literature, like her stupid fucking cunt ass had anything to do with writing them. Fuck you, Oprah. Seriously, I won’t buy a copy of a book that has her stupid insignia on it. I’ll go out of my way to get a shitty older copy just to avoid people thinking I’m only reading the book because some self-absorbed douche slapped her silly ass name on it.

Sammy and Ellen sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

Aw… I wish I never traded my innie for an outie.