The Something Store
Place a $10 order at The Something Store and you’ll get… something. A random item selected from their Indiana Jones-proof warehouse. Who knows what it will be? Maybe something cool, maybe something lame.
You’ll have no way of knowing until you receive your shipment, open the box, and unleash the hundreds of angry bees contained within.
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Ha! Some things you won’t be getting — body parts, endangered species (so I guess bees are out?), fake IDs, passports, diplomas, noble titles, or brass knuckles. You know, all the good stuff.
Oh, go ahead. Open it.
I might do my Christmas shopping at this store.
Steve said:I might do my Christmas shopping at this store.
Hahahahaha, such a good idea though.
Me and my girlfriend each ordered something on a whim last night. I’ll post a picture of me using my brand new crab trap when it arrives in a few days.
Steve said:Me and my girlfriend each ordered something on a whim last night. I’ll post a picture of me using my brand new crab trap when it arrives in a few days.
So hard to resist a “your mom” joke here.