Comment Rankings
Hey I got bored and organized the stats in A SECOND hard to read long post!
Where do you rank?
BY COMMENTS (Members active within the past year)
Name – Comment Count – Rank
John e imparante l’italiano
15223 1
Derrick b;janvl;khaoiaggklasdh;ogawheoiy
4297 2
Sammy exceeds character limits
3466 3
Paris Kart Wii
3428 4
Chuck Pedano brakes for blondes
3264 5
mandy who?
2964 6
Matthew wishes he hadn’t
2814 7
maggie HAS HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE!@#(&%#*
2807 8
Jim ██████████��
2426 9
Reggie burgers
2330 10
Rachel Frak-erman
1770 11
Justin is made of ninjas
1761 12
Bill Brainpan
1729 13
Kevin V.
1628 14
L’Kevin L
1316 15
Rod is fresh
1248 16
Dan Haggerty
1243 17
Evan Worse
1087 18
Jeremy
866 19
World Famous
779 20
Big Bill — I’m Totally “Big”
754 21
christina just doesn’t get it
738 22
luke mcluke
677 23
Fagun , Matt
626 24
Patrick from Yellowstone
558 25
maria Elva
479 26
Jeff
441 27
Cara Federline
410 28
Ryan has hutch’s guitar
429 29
Nick swears it was only B12
400 30
shmEvan Fuhleen
375 31
K-Mart m
348 32
brittany Titany
336 33
Jason C
267 34
Heidi Has a Sweet Set (of New Wheels)
259 35
Dawn is ruining your life
238 36
Jay was was was was was
226 37
Sara Anti-Kuhlen
206 38
Shmustin is 2 Wycked
193 39
Kulak wants snow
183 40
Steve bowls a 42
177 41
maura needs a new job.
174 42
Alix is a huge spaz-a-tron.
160 43
Lerro Lerro
130 44
alycia
128 45
Bannedthony Sharkie
98 46
Aldon Pietsch
81 47
Tommy the Giant!
69 48
Steve Has a Health Card
56 49
Joshua of Ogre
53 50
Mr Matt White
53 50
Rus is too old for this shit
51 51
Dave Is.
50 52
wendela aka mrsH
38 53
Casie
37 54
The Manc now waits in line
32 55
Brad ate all the snacks
3 56
(Rankings as of 7:36 pm Eastern)
Comments
Paris. you’re far too close for comfort. Stop commenting for a few weeks.
He’s right behind you!
That sounds pretty standard.
Hoooooooooo!
Hey, I’m 18th on both.
That makes me number 1 in consistency.
Dear Evan,
Sincerely,
The Scrabbled
Sam, if you address me, then I have to answer. And that goes against your plan!
Dear Me,
Don’t talk to Paris directly… just talk to yourself (or, preferably, others) about him, but not in any way immediate enough to allow him to respond without seeming like an intrusive, uncouth ass. You want to stay ahead of him in comments, remember?
But, it could be worse. You could be Evan.
Sincerely,
Yourself
This was great! More people need to step it up like shawney.
Also, I highly encourage competition among commentors for commenting rank. I might even start putting ranks of some form next to each post or comment like so many phpbb sites.
Idea: every month, Hutch, the administrator, should think of a special, but somewhat common, word. At the end of the month, the winner is the one who just-so-happened to use that secret word the most!
An awesome idea! But one, like so many others, will have to wait till I refactor the site a bit to speed it up and get rid of these goddam proxy errors. The more I add on, the more common those are gonna get.
Paris said:Idea: every month, Hutch, the administrator, should think of a special, but somewhat common, word. At the end of the month, the winner is the one who just-so-happened to use that secret word the most!
But the crux of this depends on Hutch actually doing something. Remember how long it took him to add the search function?
Moreover, the arbitrary word will more than likely be “milkshake,” or something from Family Guy, or some other “COOL!” pop culture thing that I alone resent. It’ll probably have something to do with Samuel L. Jackson, or Christopher Walken. Ugh. Hutch.
the word is jedi right
I was with you until Sam Jackson and Walken. WHen have I given any special inclination towards them?
Who here saw Snakes On A Plane ?
Not me.
Me neither.
Why would you give John this idea? We all know he’s going to take it, twist it, and simply make it a ranking based on how many times a given user agrees with his opinion.
Wow I’m 11!? And I disappeared for like a YEAR!?
I’m just that awesome, apparently.