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I can’t wait for John’s wedding. I’m bringing my own Taser.
You can borrow my wife’s. Just wash it off when you’re done with it.
Wash it? Where’s the fun in that?
Also, do you mean to imply you care for the thugs your wife would ever have to taze? I mean… aren’t you the guy who’s against the death penalty because it’s too humane? Why am I cleaning a tazer? Fuck it. Let them get communicable diseases as well as thousands of volts.
“Mr Williams reportedly became aggressive during the second visit, removing his shirt and taking a “fighting stance” on his front lawn, police say."
dear john,
please don’t remove your shirt at your wedding.
love,
everyone.
I only remove my shirt on days when I take a fighting stance.
Which is most days.
i am kind of drunk. let’s fight. i will not be removing my shirt.
Well then we will not be fighting. Third rule of fight club: no shoes, no shirts.
oh yea. i don’t know if kev or gos will be too thrilled with that. then again, they would probably totally not give a shit at all.
i need beer.
thats sounds like john at my wedding!
Hey, I apologized to that bartender even though he was being a huge jerk to Mark who was OBVIOUSLY over 21.
mandy said:dear john,
please don’t remove your shirt at your wedding.
love,
everyone.
But taking a fighting stance here and there would be awesome.
Sammy said:Also, do you mean to imply you care for the thugs your wife would ever have to taze? I mean… aren’t you the guy who’s against the death penalty because it’s too humane? Why am I cleaning a tazer? Fuck it. Let them get communicable diseases as well as thousands of volts.
Actually, I just didn’t want any nasty secretions to get in her purse.