Chuck Norris on NJ student hit list
New Jersey cops have arrested two high school students after a teacher found a so-called “hit list” that targeted tough guy actor Chuck Norris. Holy Walker, Texas Ranger!
The students, both juniors at Pennsauken High School, didn’t have any weapons on them. The note reportedly included the names of three students and, randomly, Norris.
The boys claim the list was a joke and the local prosecutor says “At this point we believe that this student did not pose any serious threat to any of the people on the list, especially to Chuck Norris.” No sh*t.
Let the Chuck Norris jokes commence.
Comments
Neh.
hahahahahhaha! Aw, c’mon, Paris. I know how much you love Chuck Norris jokes. Like the one about his fist and punching?
Funny thing, some of my friends and I used to tell kids in grades below us they were on the hit list, mostly because we were dicks.
Nowadays, we would be in jail.
Also funny, a girl who never told anyone, but actually wrote it down was taken out for being a threat to people. Wierd.
And Chuck Norris is a tool.
I’ve had quite a few hitlists over my years in school.
