New Jersey cops have arrested two high school students after a teacher found a so-called “hit list” that targeted tough guy actor Chuck Norris. Holy Walker, Texas Ranger!
The students, both juniors at Pennsauken High School, didn’t have any weapons on them. The note reportedly included the names of three students and, randomly, Norris.
The boys claim the list was a joke and the local prosecutor says “At this point we believe that this student did not pose any serious threat to any of the people on the list, especially to Chuck Norris.” No sh*t.
Let the Chuck Norris jokes commence.


