Attn: Portal Fans
I just accidentally reply-all’d to most of the company telling them the March Birthdays cake that will be in the kitchen at 2:30 is a lie.
Ooops.
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“I’d just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn’t come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn’t come either because you don’t have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That’s exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you’re adopted, so that’s funny too.”
hahahhahahahhahahhah! Did the robot say that at the end? I missed that.
Did you really, Hutch?! Hahaha
Paris said:Did you really, Hutch?! Hahaha
Sadly, yes. Luckily, we use groupwise and we have that “unsend email” button, but I dunno how many people read it before it was removed from their inboxes.
you get paid to fail at email.
I get paid to fail at a lot of things.
Gosia pays you?