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On 03/12/08 at 07:02 AM, Justin is made of ninjas was all:

Why not cut out the middleman and just carry around a greasy, tallowy, room-temperature orb of pork on a paper stick?

On 03/12/08 at 07:07 AM, christina is a diehard baseball fan was all:

did you ever get those bacon mints ?

On 03/12/08 at 07:15 AM, John is hungry was all:

Nope.

On 03/12/08 at 07:44 AM, Heidi was adopted by pirates was all:

If they can make lollipops with bacon flavoring, why can’t they make vegetables that taste like candy? Or fish that tastes like cake? How else am I supposed to force healthy food down my gullet?

On 03/12/08 at 08:28 AM, John is hungry was all:

You’re supposed to eat those foods until you like them and quit being a baby.

Also, if you want, I can give you an actual scientific explanation as to why they can’t make vegetables takes like candy or fish taste like cake.

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