Site Stats for February '08
I haven’t done this in a while and there seems to be some interest, so read on for various analytics and factoids about site traffic for February.
Who You Are
- Visits: 6,820 averaging 235.17 per day
- New Visitors: 5,327
- Returning Visitors: 1,493
- Meaning
- Unique Visitors: 1,640
- Visitors averaged 9 minutes and 2 seconds on the site per visit.
- Bounce rate: 37.18%
- 57% of you are on Firefox, 29% of you are on Internet Explorer, and 14% of you are on Safari
- 63% of you are on Windows, 34% on a mac, 1% on an iPhone
I found the Returning Visitors stat to be the most interesting as it’s the highest we’ve ever had. Essentially, even if you divide that number by half to account for everyone checking the site at work and at home (thus each visitor counting as two people), that gives us nearly 800 regular readers. Which is awesome and a bit strange.
How You Got Here
*52% came here directly (via bookmark or just typing the URL), 6% came here from a link on another site, and 41% came from a search engine.
- 10 most popular search engine keywords:
- The National
- The Scrabbled
- w3ru13
- “kill bill”
- futurama
- holiday party
- “how I made my presentations a little better”
- quote
- sampler
- sammy
- 20 most hilarious keywords
- stalin
- lesbionics
- I slept with Aldon Pietsch
- drumminfest
- burger king lunch hours
- manuary 2008 nyc
- lynette knackstedt
- i hate kevin smith
- hutch 2.0
- lolwigs
- rapist reporter
- “how long is too long” “chest hair”
- all the haters and believers
- blowhole palindrome
- boob touching
- “porno sponges”
- “poop stickers”
- “the karate yid”
- enjoying body odor
- chuck pedano
Where Did You Go?
Comments
Where Did You Go?
- 10 Most Popular Posts
o I just dumped someone
he’s onto me!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like how people were searching the keyword to make their presentations just a “little” better. They’re either brimming with confidence or make a habit of setting the bar very low.
I am upset that we no longer contain 27.8% bukkake
that gives us nearly 800 regular readers. Which is awesome and a bit strange
Haha welcome to my world. Makes you feel kind of naked, doesn’t it? I always think it’s strange when you have what, 20 people who actually post here and alllll those other people just randomly lurking around? I don’t get the lurkers.
“how long is too long� “chest hair� HAHAHAHA
blowhole palindrome – elohwolb??
“porno spongesâ€? – WHAT!?
“poop stickersâ€? – HAHAHAHA again, I say WHAT!???
enjoying body odor – it is taking all I have to not bust out laughing in front of my coworkers.
…that list of keywords is RIDICULOUS.
Perhaps with your help, jeff, we can regain our status and continue disappointing bukakke lovers looking for hot bukakke photos the around the ’net!
bukakke photos
(putting a word in a header helps. also linking to our site using the word “bukakke” from another site really really helps)
And what’s up with the third most popular keyword? Why would anyone search that?
I’m happily daydreaming about an innocent grammar school student who failed his paper on Josef Stalin because his Works Cited page contained a link to an argument between Sammy and Hutch about why the way one of them cooks bacon is superior. The young boy is traumatized by the deception available on the internet, his innocence shattered, and he forever decides to distrust everything on sight. Years later, he turns into a moody and angry teenager that elopes with one of their children.
Oh also, I’ll add a link to the Scrabbled to my Livejournal. It might give you another little bump.
Also: Burger King Lunch Hours hahahaha
i search “the scrabbled” at work all the time because our internet has trouble connecting to sites directly. clicking it from google works better 90% of the time.
“I slept with Aldon Pietsch”
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Aldon finally made the big time!
burger king lunch hour was me, you can have a fake conversation with a computer girl while eating a whopper.