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AirBorne is Bullshit

I was starting to suspect this as I lay in bed crippled with disease for the third time this year. Now science has confirmed it. AirBorne is junk. Just take a multivitamin.

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On 03/04/08 at 01:50 PM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:
Sammy Moved to Reddit

I’ve never been as stupid as you, apparently. DUMMY!

On 03/04/08 at 02:04 PM, Derrick is active again was all:
Derrick is active again

yeah, i never beleived this stuff worked and never took it, but i know people that swore by it and took it when they felt something coming on, only to still get sick.

is it too late to get involved in the lawsuit?

another thing that i thought that turned out true:

being too clean gets you sick. all these antibactierial things are making us sicker because they are preventing us from coming into contact with germs and building up an immunity.

i win. twice.

On 03/04/08 at 02:24 PM, Steve has junk in the trunk was all:
Steve has junk in the trunk

I’ll probably to continue to take Airborne or Emergen-C when I’m sick just because its convenient and I get both vitamins and fluids at the same time.

Did people really think this cured illnesses like the common cold though?

On 03/04/08 at 02:42 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue

i just got a bottle of Centrum Performance – it has more B vitamins for energy and it’s great so far. try dat.

On 03/04/08 at 02:45 PM, Rod got no snow. was all:
Rod got no snow.

Don’t you just end up pissing out all the vitamins before they can actually absorb into your body?

On 03/04/08 at 02:48 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

no?

On 03/04/08 at 03:01 PM, Kulak wants snow was all:
Kulak wants snow

I work in a school district and have yet to be sick. I haven’t had a flu shot.

All I do is eat right and work out every other day.

Emergen-C and Airborne are stupid. Just drink Orange Juice, since it is a natural vehicle for Vitamin C.

On 03/04/08 at 03:52 PM, Kevin V. was all:
Kevin V.

There’s definitely something to taking a good regimen of vitamins and minerals every day in the winter to build up and keep up your immunity strong for the many bugs you come in contact with. I’d even bet that if you took an airborne every day all winter it would minimize your illnesses since it does contain vitamins and minerals. I think it’s more just the idea that if you feel it coming on and take one, or if you take one before entering a crowded area that somehow that’s enough.

On 03/04/08 at 04:01 PM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:
Sammy Moved to Reddit
Kulak said:

I work in a school district and have yet to be sick. I haven’t had a flu shot.

All I do is eat right and work out every other day.

Emergen-C and Airborne are stupid. Just drink Orange Juice, since it is a natural vehicle for Vitamin C.

Holy shit, Kulak still posts here?

On 03/05/08 at 06:59 AM, Justin is made of ninjas was all:
Justin is made of ninjas

The entire reason I like Airborne is because it’s just some extra vitamins to boost your immune system and not some yucky cold medicine. I have a feeling whatever boost you were giving yourself was instantly counteracted by never sleeping.

Sleeping more would make you less sickly.

I understand that you’re afraid of the dark and all that, but maybe you can convince Gosia to leave a hallway light on for you.

On 03/05/08 at 07:43 AM, Heidi was adopted by pirates was all:
Heidi was adopted by pirates

Sleep + cereal + candy + beer = getting sick less often than John. It may not be FDA-approved, but it seems to work. I win! Take that, vegetable lover!

On 03/05/08 at 11:20 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

I have slept over 24 hours these past two days. I still don’t think I’m caught up.

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