Analogy Fun
Okay let me establish two things:
First, we’re all really bashing Bannedthony today and there’s nothing wrong with that. He’s last 2 posts weren’t the best we’ve seen, and he must be pretty bored.
Secondly, I like that Sam has a teaching job which keeps him from theScrabbled (and from being lewd and humorously insulting). We build a plot all day and he shows up online just near the end of my work shift to exude the climax.
And so…
let us have some creative fun and build analogies of the following structure:
Bannedthony is to blank as Sammy is to blank.
Comments
I’ll start.
Bannedthony is to my venison farts as Sammy is to a breath of fresh mountain air.
Bannedthony is to seriously as Sammy is to john.
venison farts?
Bannedthony is to whole Doritos as Sammy is to all the tiny flavor shards and crumbs you pour into your mouth at the end of the bag. <3
I like how that book subtly connotes that if you’re in a wheelchair, all you need is the Sims to imagine yourself playing football, being a musician, or painting well. Pretend yourself whole.
mmm… tiny flavor shards.
plus it’s a tangerine imac.
Bannedthony is to tangerine imacs as Sammy is to macbook pros.
Seriously, you guys are making me feel bad for Burnedthony. I mean… if EVERYONE doesn’t like him then I’m going to HAVE to, just to keep my uber-l33t underdog-appreciator status.
I’m hereby declaring this
Bannedthony Hour
where only nice things can be said about him… for the next 8 minutes.
Bannedthony is to OGY as Sammy is to ANAL.
So… you’re back to sucking.
That was a short trip.
When was I not sucking?
OHHH
wait..
Ah ha!
OGY?
Yeah. google it.
I did. It didn’t help.
OGY = the part of “analogy” that isn’t anal.
Sammy said:HAHAHAHI like how that book subtly connotes that if you’re in a wheelchair, all you need is the Sims to imagine yourself playing football, being a musician, or painting well. Pretend yourself whole.
maggie said:Sammy said:HAHAHAHI like how that book subtly connotes that if you’re in a wheelchair, all you need is the Sims to imagine yourself playing football, being a musician, or painting well. Pretend yourself whole.
Holy shit, how did I miss that? Amazing! And quoted!
“pretend yourself whole” almost made me cry. i definitely laughed so hard i gave myself a coughing fit.
As a better person than I once said, “I am humbled.”
Humorous comments are to Sammy as volume is to my butthole.
Bannedthony is to stook as Sammy is to come on sammy get done with work, i’m bored.
Bannedthony is to TheScrabbled March 28th, 2008 as Sammy is to TheScrabbled March 27th, 2008.
Sammy said:Bannedthony is to TheScrabbled March 28th, 2008 as Sammy is to TheScrabbled March 27th, 2008.
March? Really? I don’t get it.
haha. I got ahead of myself.
I’ll have to hope good shit goes down exactly one month from yesterday, and something completely awful happens the day after.
I wish it was March… that would mean my birthday is on Saturday. I am getting rims for my car-bed. It’s gonna be sweet.
I’m starting to think you’re not a real person.
He’s like that AOL IM robot… what was the name? SmartChild? WiserGuy? People I know used to talk to him for hours.
Bannedthony said:I wish it was March… that would mean my birthday is on Saturday. I am getting rims for my car-bed. It’s gonna be sweet.
that actually made me laugh.
Way to share the lowest common denominator of humor.
I bet you still think Family Guy is funny, too.
Sammy said:Bannedthony is to TheScrabbled March 28th, 2008 as Sammy is to TheScrabbled March 27th, 2008.
Bannedthony is to a dry, boring, slow day on theScrabbled as Sammy is to an active, exciting, and hilarious day on theScrabbled.
Seriously. I think we should all NOT post anything on the 28th of March and post anything and everything on the 27th. I pledge to post 10 things on the Scrabbled on the 27th of March. But the day after, I’m boycotting the Scrabbled. Who’s with me? Crap, I forgot to comment a crappy analogy. Ah well. I never took my SATs.
I’m with you!
Like I wouldn’t fulfill my own prophesy!
Did you mind-time-travel? I honestly thought you slipped and meant February since that’s what happened.
(I pledge 3 posts on the 27th and 0 on the 28th)
I meant February, but I’ve been thinking of March the last few days… you know.. planning ahead.
I’ve been uncommonly drawn to March. I think it’s going to be a big one this year…
Your ellipsis intrigues me.